shootsahoyt
12-20-2008, 11:39 AM
All the posters on Archery Site liked Trivia a lot
But the Grinch down in Texas apparently did NOT!
He paced and he paced, kicking rattlesnakes
“This Trivia games going too fast! I must put on the BRAKES!”
He wondered and thinked
He pondered and thunk
He paced and he paced
He slivered and slunk
Then the Grinch came up with an idea
A wonderful, awful idea
A devious, mean-spirited, unnecessary, wonderful, awful idea! (ok, maybe I took that last line a little to far. It’s called creative license! Deal with it. )
“If I can’t steal trivia outright,” he said with a sneer,
“I’ll just take it from there and move it over here!”
Oh the Grinch started laughing as he typed with a flurry
It’s been said that hideous laughter was heard all the way to Missouri!
“Oh, they’ll cry ‘boo hoo’ and shed lots of tears”
“that wailing and moaning might go on for years”
“MoBow, ShootsaHoyt, Malot and Punch Master”
“Will all cry like babies at my pending disaster”
Now we should take a moment, just a moment to say
The Grinch, yes the Grinch, wasn’t always this way
He used to be fun and come post with the posters
He used post jabs and boast with the boasters
What happened you ask, pretending to care,
Well, it started quite slowly, with the loss of one hair!
Yes, one little hair caused this whole thing to roll
Now his head is shiny and round like the bottom of a bowl
Now I’m not saying that hair fell on his sleeve or his shoulder
Or rolled off his back like a small hairy boulder
Quite the opposite, you see, all the hair did was hide
The Grinch’s head started growing, sucking the hair back inside
The powers of the Moderator went to his head
At least that’s what the knowers in the know all said
Moderating and editing, deleting and banning
Made his head grow three sizes and the skin started tanning
So the Grinch typed away and completed his sin
And then he sat back and waited for the crying to begin
And there was some at first, just a small, small boohooey,
But that was expected from the poster ShootsaHooey.
But then something happened, something quite small
To the common poster it was really nothing at all
Punch Master asked a question, something about a bear
It was answered and another question was posted right there.
The Grinch stared in amazement at question one, question two, three, four and five.
Trivia wasn’t dead, it was very much alive!
You see whether you’re Republican or Democrat, Independent or Greenie
Whether you’re a laborer, a businessman, a nice guy or weenie (again, creative license)
We will all have our differences and will till the end
But with Trivia we can find enough common ground to be friends.
The Grinch’s head shrunk 1 size, that’s the story they’re tellin’
And 2 tiny hairs popped out on the top of his mellon!
So he pulled out 2 ribbons and he tied in 2 bows
And he rushed to his keyboard and this is what arose…
“I’m not moving trivia and that is my right”
“But I now see that trivia can bring peace to this site!”
“So ask the next question,” He said with a grin.
“Make it about traditional bows or cross dressing and I might just join in!”
So that’s how it ended, without the loss of a temper
And ShootsaHoyts howling calmed down to a whimper
So join in little posters, whether you’re Right, Left or Wrong
We Might disagree, but with Trivia, we can all get along!
But the Grinch down in Texas apparently did NOT!
He paced and he paced, kicking rattlesnakes
“This Trivia games going too fast! I must put on the BRAKES!”
He wondered and thinked
He pondered and thunk
He paced and he paced
He slivered and slunk
Then the Grinch came up with an idea
A wonderful, awful idea
A devious, mean-spirited, unnecessary, wonderful, awful idea! (ok, maybe I took that last line a little to far. It’s called creative license! Deal with it. )
“If I can’t steal trivia outright,” he said with a sneer,
“I’ll just take it from there and move it over here!”
Oh the Grinch started laughing as he typed with a flurry
It’s been said that hideous laughter was heard all the way to Missouri!
“Oh, they’ll cry ‘boo hoo’ and shed lots of tears”
“that wailing and moaning might go on for years”
“MoBow, ShootsaHoyt, Malot and Punch Master”
“Will all cry like babies at my pending disaster”
Now we should take a moment, just a moment to say
The Grinch, yes the Grinch, wasn’t always this way
He used to be fun and come post with the posters
He used post jabs and boast with the boasters
What happened you ask, pretending to care,
Well, it started quite slowly, with the loss of one hair!
Yes, one little hair caused this whole thing to roll
Now his head is shiny and round like the bottom of a bowl
Now I’m not saying that hair fell on his sleeve or his shoulder
Or rolled off his back like a small hairy boulder
Quite the opposite, you see, all the hair did was hide
The Grinch’s head started growing, sucking the hair back inside
The powers of the Moderator went to his head
At least that’s what the knowers in the know all said
Moderating and editing, deleting and banning
Made his head grow three sizes and the skin started tanning
So the Grinch typed away and completed his sin
And then he sat back and waited for the crying to begin
And there was some at first, just a small, small boohooey,
But that was expected from the poster ShootsaHooey.
But then something happened, something quite small
To the common poster it was really nothing at all
Punch Master asked a question, something about a bear
It was answered and another question was posted right there.
The Grinch stared in amazement at question one, question two, three, four and five.
Trivia wasn’t dead, it was very much alive!
You see whether you’re Republican or Democrat, Independent or Greenie
Whether you’re a laborer, a businessman, a nice guy or weenie (again, creative license)
We will all have our differences and will till the end
But with Trivia we can find enough common ground to be friends.
The Grinch’s head shrunk 1 size, that’s the story they’re tellin’
And 2 tiny hairs popped out on the top of his mellon!
So he pulled out 2 ribbons and he tied in 2 bows
And he rushed to his keyboard and this is what arose…
“I’m not moving trivia and that is my right”
“But I now see that trivia can bring peace to this site!”
“So ask the next question,” He said with a grin.
“Make it about traditional bows or cross dressing and I might just join in!”
So that’s how it ended, without the loss of a temper
And ShootsaHoyts howling calmed down to a whimper
So join in little posters, whether you’re Right, Left or Wrong
We Might disagree, but with Trivia, we can all get along!